Filthy chat lines
I like my coffee like I like my women...sealed in an air tight bag in the freezer You might want to call a bomb squad, because there's going to be an explosion in your anus "There's a tornado, come in my basement" Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you. " My couch pulls out, but I don't I wanna eat the flavors off your tampon I just want to be friends...your insides Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right. If you ever want to see your children again, you'll do what I want. (look at a girl's crotch then her eyes) "You gonna eat that?If your feeling down, remember, I'll feel you back up I've got a knife and a penis and one of them is going inside you. Let me spell my love for you S-T-A-L-K-E-R You have the cutest smile when you sleep GET IN THE VAN! " What's the difference between a boner and a Lamborghini?Do you like rainbows, cus you can taste my rainbow any time.
You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I'm 20.
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Whether you're making the first move on a dating app or hitting up a guy IRL, sometimes flirting is easier when you have a script to stick to. Success not guaranteed (though, at the very least, you've got a conversation going! Because I’ve never seen hardwood like that in real life.4. Are you my bank account after the direct deposit hits?
I would drag my balls through 200 yards of broken glass to kiss the dick that fucked you last.
(Walk by a girl, stop and go back to her)"What kind of perfume are u wearing?